Jobs for the Criminal Boys: Trump’s Mafia Playbook
💥 Jobs for the Criminal Boys: Trump’s Mafia Playbook 💥
Zach Montague writes for the New York Times: "Trump Names Charles Kushner as Pick for Ambassador to France" – a headline that reads more like satire than serious news.
The announcement elevated Mr. Kushner, the father of Jared Kushner (Trump’s son-in-law), and a man who received a presidential pardon for multiple felonies during Trump’s first term.
Yes, it’s true, I read it with my own eyes… The article (https://hypalnk.com/ielnl) outlines how a convicted tax evader and orchestrator of one of the most bizarre political scandals in recent memory is now set to represent the United States in France. Sacré bleu, indeed! Let’s dive into the chaos this appointment brings.
Summary:
📢 "Donald is the DON of the USA Mafia?"
Who better to represent the U.S. in France than a convicted (and pardoned) tax-evading real estate tycoon? Sacré bleu indeed! Let's unpack the mess:
💸 Tax Evasion Kingpin
Pleaded guilty in 2004 to 16 counts of tax evasion. Stiffing Uncle Sam while living large? Très chic for an ambassador!
🎥 Sexual Entrapment Scandal
Hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, a federal witness, and sent the tape to his own sister. The drama is giving more telenovela than diplomacy.
🗳️ Election Crimes
Admitted to lying to the Federal Election Commission and retaliating against a federal witness. Real “ambassadorial” vibes!
🔐 Prison Record
Spent 2 years behind bars for his crimes. Nothing says "ready for diplomacy" like a fresh set of prison stripes!
🤝 Pardon from Daddy-in-Law Trump
Received a presidential pardon in 2020 as part of Trump’s clemency spree for cronies like Paul Manafort and Roger Stone. 🍂 Fall-of-Rome energy.
💰 Trump 2024 Mega-Donor
Conveniently turned into a major campaign donor after his pardon. That’s one way to repay the boss!
🌐 Bridge to Corruption
Used his son, Jared Kushner, as a “clemency courier” to get other shady associates pardoned. Networking goals?
🇫🇷 Sacré Diplomatic Disaster
Will represent the U.S. to a country led by Emmanuel Macron, with whom Trump has a rocky history. Macron must be thrilled! 🙃
🛑 Prosecutor’s Verdict
Chris Christie, the man who prosecuted Kushner, called his crimes “one of the most loathsome” cases he handled. But hey, Christie’s just bitter, right? 😏
🤡 Conflict Magnet
From shady business dealings to personal vendettas, this appointment feels less like diplomacy and more like Real Housewives of the State Department.
🇺🇸 #USAAbroad
What’s next? Will #RogerStone become the USA U.N. Ambassador? Maybe Paul Manafort for Secretary of State? Let’s hope this ambassadorial circus doesn’t turn into an international incident. 🥖💣
🖋️ The Noisy Trunk
#Trump #Kushner #DiplomaticMess #SacréScandale #PoliticalCorruption